When me and my sister went on vacation, we took a whole bunch of these pictures. We even have a few videos about the "abductions". I just thought it would be funny if I posted this 'cause, well, I thought it was funny. Enjoy!

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I don't know why I'm actually doing this, so if you don't want to read it you don't have to cause it most likely just confue you and give you a headache.This is one of my ramblings, hold the applause:The letters K, C, and S. Uggh, those three letters drive me ballistic! I mean, what's the point of the letter C if it makes the same sounds K and S do? Why not just get rid of C? Or you could get rid of K. Or S. I mean, SOMEBODY has to figure out a better system with those three letters, it's absolutely infuriating! Come on dictionary people! Use your big-worded brains!!!Ramble two: Why does everyone talk about pie all the darn time?Okay, so at my elementary school, everyone started talking about pie all the time. Someone would walk up to someone else and randomly say "Hi, I like pie!" and then walk away, and people were doing it all the darn time and it was so insanley annoying. At first, I thought this pie obsession was just going on in my school, but alas, no; One day I was innocently on a chat room/blog website and I read an earlier comment from above. You know what the topic of it was? I'll give you three geusses: Pickles? No. Toilet paper? Close but no. PIE??? Of course. It was then that I realized that this pie epidemic was spreading. Soon, the whole world would be in it's crusty, fruit filled grasp. Sad I know. Nobody even LIKES pie anyway. They just say it cause it's the most random thing they can think of. I mean, why not say fuzzy pink cows instead? Everyone I've asked cannot answer this question, and I realized the pie has already gotten to them. Soon, it will take over the world.Okay, I'm done rambling. Now i'm gonna go watch some paint dry, and drink tomato juice.Come back next week for a new installment of Random Ramblings, I'm your host whose name is supposedly Kelsey, and just to clarify, maple syrup does not go in your hair.GOODBYE.

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Hello people of Earth, the moon and Canada. Seeing as you've probably stumbled upon this by accident, you may want to go do something else unless you want a unicorn to come barf a rainbow on you. Just saying.Here is a new ramble. I hope you don't have a seizure. If you do, please don't sue. I'm broke.Sugar cereals. Where would we be without sugar cereals? On the moon? In a washing machine? Stuck in a cage at your local zoo? Who knows, maybe we'd be dead.Part of your nutrious breakfast. Pffft, yah right. Let's use Froot Loops for an example here: Let's see, serving size; one cup, amount of sugar in one cup, 12g. Amount of sodium in one cup; 135mg. No calcium. What's in the ingredients? You ask, red, blue and yellow dyes, coconut, veggie oil, and SUGAR. Right up at the top of the ingredients list. SUGAR. Is that nutrious? I don't think so.Plus, have you ever noticed how the sugar cereal boxes are in bright colors and placed on the shelf in the supermarket right at little kids eye level? I mean, talk about getting desperate.And you know what the weird thing about this is? I'll tell you... I'm in love with sugar!!! I could eat it all day and all night and all day and all night and all day and all night, until eventually, I would explode! Yay! So what if the stuff is awful for you? So what I'm falling prey to the sugar cereal advertisers? Who gives a crap? It tastes wicked awesome! Except for Cocoa Puffs. That stuff's NASTY. So any way, my point here is that even though sugar cereal is absolutely awful for you, and it will rot your teeth, and probably shorten your life by a few years, WHO GIVES A RAT'S @$$????Okay, I'm done rambling. Now I'm gonna go floss an alligators teeth, and take a bath in orange soda. Come back soon for a new installment of Ahh I've Just Been Attacked by Man Eating DVD Players. I'm your host who's birth certificate says my name is supposedly Kelsey, and just to clarify, cotton candy does not make good earmuffs.So long and thanks for all the fish!

My Dad

Okay so my dad is a very funny guy. Hes one of those people who have a lot to tell about their past. When he was little he was the devil's child, always getting in trouble. All through his 18 years he was like that.
Once he shot a girl in his class with a rubber band and staple. The worst part was that shes my friends MOM! Not so good for our friendship.
Then there was the time when he was out with his friends, running the neighborhood, just trying to get home from where ever they were. So when they had to just go around the block to get to his friends house, this cop showed up. He asked them all their names. But when he got to my dads one friend, who's name was John Smith, the cop didn't believe it was really his name, so while my dad and all his friends kept saying it was his name, trying to convince the cop, the cop and John rode around the block to his house. My dad and his friends just cut threw the yards, getting to the yard before the cop could get there. They all really wanted the see the cop get told by the mom that John Smith really was his name. So when John's mom came out and told the cop his name was really John Smith, the cop left to My dad and his friends telling the cop over and over, "I told ya do, I told ya so!" And my dad told me and my sister this in the car ride home from Home Depot. What fun times!
Another time was when he climbed up to the roof of his elemenrty school from a door way. As in climbed up a door way and onto the roof. So when someone caught him up on the roof he tried to climb down and slipped, just choosing on jumping off and bent his toes to his heels and had to run/limp to his friends house who lived close. He told me this after my sister's concert. We had to leave early cause it was so claustrophobic in there.
Once when my dad was 14 on Halloween he was hanging out with an older group of kids. They were walking past this house that had a huge pumpkin on the porch. So the group ahead of him took the pumpkin and threw it off the porch. So my dad picks it up off the ground and was going to right hook it back on the porch, but instead ends up throwing threw the storm door and there was little kids getting ready to go trick-or-treating. It was intentional, but he had to pay the man 20 bucks and apologize.
So that's my dad. He has custody of me and my sister and hes, like, the best dad ever.
Hope you enjoyed that little piece of history.

Books To Movies

Okay, theres always been this thing that erks me like nothing else dose. And that's when people hear about a book being made into a movie, they go out and buy the book then start talking about how awesome it is and that they read the book before the movie. Which I guess they did, but its still saying they only read it cause it was gonna be a movie, not because it was really good and they like to read.
I mean, what is up with that?
But I read The Famous Twilight before I knew there was a movie, I read Beastly 3 years ago, Wings when it came out, The Vampire Diaries awhile ago, Maximum Ride when I was in second grade I think, and, even if its not really a movie yet, I'd Tell You That I Love You But Then I'd Have To Kill You. They were all really good! I can see why they would be made into movies.
But the people who do all the stuff I wrote about earlier are really ticking me off.
So now you know....
Oh! and to the one(s) that care, I tried out for my schools musical so wish me luck!!!

Rambleing

Well I'm Kelsey and I think all of you know that but I just wanted to say it now. Okay so whats the deal with peanut butter? I mean everyone hates it when it sticks to the roof of you mouth and there all like "I HATE THIS STUFF! SO...GOOGEY!" But if it isn't stuck there people love it. You can put it on a sandwitch, sometimes good with jelly. Even some like it on waffles. But there is a phobia of peanut butter on the roof of your mouth. Its called:Arachibutyrophobia. Cool, huh?But you know something else, Coke. Its good, I will admit. But when ever you drink it and rub your teeth together, it makes a terrible rubbing sound and feels, well, weird. And whats the diffrence between Coke and Pepsi? Its the same to me if you ask. And whats Coke Zero anyway? Isn't it the same as Diet Coke? And that Diet stuff dosn't even taste like Coke. If you wanna go one a diet, drink water. All Coke is, is sugar and chemicals. I like orange soda myself, but thats me. And don't get me started about Pink Lemonade!Oops, already started. What is Pink Lemonade anyway? Are there pink lemons somewhere in the world, just that scientist haven't released them to the public and everyone thinks its dye? Or maybe there really grape fruits. There pink inside arn't they? I know I wouldn't call it grape fruit juice or grape fruit-ade, that just sounds terrible. Pink Lemonade is much more exotic...and it sounds cooler, dosn't it?Well what do you think about all this? And thats the end of my rambleing.